sacked

i hate sack dresses.

it's probably all her fault:

WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO COPY THE ANOREXIC GIRL WHO NOW DATES A GUY FROM GOOD CHARLOTTE???

please, unless you are trying to conceal a pregnancy, do not wear a sack dress. if you think you look fat, do not resort to the sack dress, cuz as you can see above, it even makes rosario dawson look mildly obese.

no exception, unless you are pregnant....but still, maybe try a baby doll or an empire waist so at least your bust is defined in some way. otherwise, only 2 exceptions are allowed... i had to go through sacking for these reasons:

1. i was in a high school music in grade 12 where i had a 2 line part. i was part of this sort of former prostitute/born again quartet, and having lines meant we got costumes rented for us. they didn't have enough money in the budget to rent us fancy dresses for the big number, so we had to pay 10$ for cheap red material and sew our own dresses. we were given a specific pattern which must have simply been called 'Sack'. a few whisks of the sewing machine, 1 pair of black magic gloves, and 1 scraggly black boa later, voila! sacktastic costumes to wear while we belted 'blow, gabriel, blow'. indeed.

2. i have received many oversized t-shirts for pointless reasons over the years. i used to wear them to bed. i don't wear them anymore for fear of being tempted into public sacking.

thank you. hopefully my next post can focus on something i don't hate.